A Survivor Applicant Through The Years

1st Video – Happy Go Lucky. “This is what I’m meant to do!” Talks themselves up like they are the best and most interesting person in the world.

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2nd Video – ‘Trying this again! My second video is SOOO much better than my first.”

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3rd Video – Applicant tries to frame a different angle about themselves. “That first person I introduced you to, just ignore them.” (Deletes all links to previous videos and acts like they never existed.)

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4th Video – Starting to get angry and hostile. “Why not me? I’m better than all other applicants! What’s wrong with you people!”

5th and Final Video – “You don’t want me. I’m too good for you. I don’t even know what I’m applying for anymore. What show is this?”

Wes Dorne

Survivor Second Chance 2!

We are getting some late breaking news coming in, folks. My source on the inside (who I definitely haven’t paid) has confirmed that season 34 is going to be Second Chance 2! Also, instead of taking place in Fiji, we are going back to Samoa!

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Hold the applause please.

(Before you get too far ahead, if this is your first time here, feel free to check out my running diary of the day of the Survivor Cambodia finale and the after party!)

Official song for 34. Please, someone make a “Going Back to Samoa” version for me. Thanks!

Anyway, I know you ALL came here for the leaked casting spoilers for Survivor season 34. But before you do, we are going to be starting a newsletter, and yes our very own Patron group. So please sign up here! Also, thinking about a new fresh name for the website I’ll be building. How do the following sound?
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LMSB -The Pen Cap

We are back! The Last Minute Survivor Blog and everything Wes and Survivor are back for your reading enjoyment. Oh boy, thank God! There is nothing better than a new Survivor season and a completely new cast of contestants. We just went through possibly the busiest eight months in Survivor history, so it was nice to have a couple months break from everything and it’s nice to move on from Second Chance and to a fresh new season. I’m ready to get back to grinding out everything about the show, and I’m also ready to get back to normal life since the last four months for me have been loaded with travel and I can’t wait to take a couple months off of that. Got A LOT of stuff on my mind and will try to keep this short and neat, but that probably wont happen. Ok, enough with the babbling, on to episode one!

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Survivor Cambodia Finale

About a week late, but better to write this now when it’s still fresh in my head than never. It’s been a crazy last two weeks but without further ado, my Survivor Finale Wednesday running diary!

I feel like I need the 24 countdown clock to start the day.

Ok, that’s better.

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LMSB – The Finale Is Here!

The longest season of Survivor is finally coming to an end. I remember sitting in a hotel room doing work in The Iroquois Hotel in NYC back in late March when the potential contestants for this second chance season were leaked. That was pretty much when this season started and now almost nine months later we are less than a day away from finding out who wins.

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LMSB -The End Is In Sight

One week till the finale! A lot to get to since the last episode aired. It’s been a crazy week in the Survivor Universe. From Joe’s rabid fans lighting up social media with hate and even some death threats supposedly. (I didn’t see them, but based off what I read there were definitely some.) Instead of starting with “The End” by The Doors, I probably should have started with “Take It Easy,” or “Why Can’t We Be Friends.” Wes, why don’t you just post those songs as well?  Ok, here you go!
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LMSB – It’s December!

I think we are all in agreeance that this season has been awesome. One of the many things I’m thankful for this year. Can you imagine if this season had been a let down? What would have had to occur? Stephen, Spencer and Kelley as the first three out with a final three of Vytas, Monica and Woo? Ugh, I can’t even think about that.

I’m sitting here in Newton, Massachusetts on Wednesday morning getting ready to head back to Seattle after a great ten day visit home. Lot of great family and friend gatherings took place, but I’m ready to get back to the grind and also to talk Survivor! (When I just typed Survivor out, I instinctively put a # in front of it.#TwitterProblems)
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